My name is Adam and I need your help. I would really appreciate it if someone, anyone offered to purchase me a drink today. I may have had a tough day at work. I might have had a crazy argument with my kids. I may just want a drink to celebrate my team winning (or to drown my sorrows after they lost). At the very least we could hang out for a little bit while I drink the beverage you supplied me and then we could celebrate the anniversary every year. Heck, you can even change your name to Adam and celebrate yourself!